The Kingdom of Womble 8713 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.901 billion Womble 8713ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Womble 8713ian economy, worth 290 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 36,748 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,850 per year while the poor average 2,303, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8713's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8713 is ranked 235,781^st in the world and 9,951^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.